Always Linux when the mission is critical

Story: One Small Step Toward Supercomputers in SpaceTotal Replies: 13
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seatex

Aug 13, 2017
2:37 PM EDT
This is just another great example of Linux powering mission critical systems.

I've been having some fun lately, coming up with little tag-lines for my Linux consulting ads. Just added one....

"Linux. It's what runs space stations."
mbaehrlxer

Aug 13, 2017
2:45 PM EDT
what other taglines do you have? :-)

greetings, eMBee.
seatex

Aug 13, 2017
3:16 PM EDT
A few others. And please don't give me crap about not calling it GNU/Linux. Trying to make it smooth and palatable for the uninitiated.

"You have a choice. Choose Linux."

"Elegant, Powerful, Fast & Reliable. It's called 'Linux'."

"Make as many copies as you need. It's Linux!"

"Escape the walled garden for open pastures. Linux."

"Linux. Because nobody owns it, and it doesn't own you."

"If you like being surveilled and marketed by an OS you purchased, Linux is not for you."

"Bought a new PC? Now, make it your own, with Linux."

"Linux. How can something this great be free? Ask us."

"Do you believe Apple, Microsoft & Google respect your freedom? Linux does."

"Linux is bad for PC repair shops. They rely on frequent repeat business."
nmset

Aug 13, 2017
3:32 PM EDT
George Clooney would have said :

"Linux. What else?"
seatex

Aug 13, 2017
3:41 PM EDT
"When you just want a famous handsome actor with no credibility as your spokesman, choose George Clooney."
gus3

Aug 13, 2017
5:20 PM EDT
Or Matt Damon.

Mark Wahlberg is already taken. Oh well.
jdixon

Aug 13, 2017
5:41 PM EDT
Who was the last actor that had credibility? John Wayne? Jimmy Stewart?
dotmatrix

Aug 13, 2017
5:54 PM EDT
>...last actor that had credibility?

Red Skelton.
seatex

Aug 13, 2017
6:39 PM EDT
>...last actor that had credibility?

I would like to have seen Don Rickles as the Linux Guy vs the Mac Guy and PC Guy.
jdixon

Aug 13, 2017
9:22 PM EDT
> I would like to have seen Don Rickles as the Linux Guy vs the Mac Guy and PC Guy.

Wouldn't Rodney Dangerfield be more appropriate? But yes, Rickles was good.
seatex

Aug 14, 2017
4:42 AM EDT
> Wouldn't Rodney Dangerfield be more appropriate? But yes, Rickles was good.

Perhaps, but everyone already knows Linux gets no respect. Linux needs a Don Rickles or Sam Kinison type who will bite back a little more.
maxxedout

Aug 14, 2017
9:01 AM EDT
"I don't always use a computer, but when I do, I use Linux"

The most interesting man in the world.
gus3

Aug 14, 2017
10:03 AM EDT
Heh. How apropos to an LXer thread.

Jonathan Goldsmith played a red-shirt ensign in "The Corbomite Maneuver." And he survived!

Then, at the end of his stint as the Most Interesting Man in the World, he took a one-way trip to Mars.

Hey, if he says we're going, I believe him.
seatex

Aug 14, 2017
10:11 AM EDT

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