Buzzword compliance
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| Author | Content |
|---|---|
| jacog Jun 20, 2012 8:20 AM EDT |
Here at Superuberawesomecom we use ALL the buzzwords, and more acronyms than you can shake a stick at! That is how you know we are super awesome. |
| tracyanne Jun 20, 2012 8:39 AM EDT |
yep they are indeed awesome and then some (AATS) |
| montezuma Jun 20, 2012 9:04 AM EDT |
Yes it sounds like an end to end corporate solution that can fit onto one powerpoint slide. |
| helios Jun 21, 2012 8:50 AM EDT |
Yes, but can it be leveraged to scale? |
| JaseP Jun 21, 2012 9:38 AM EDT |
Yes,... But will they be able to gain market share in the New Economy ™® and be able to drive enterprise expectations at the Top Level©? |
| jacog Jun 21, 2012 10:01 AM EDT |
Likely not without a major paradigm shift to more outside the box thinking. |
| JaseP Jun 21, 2012 10:04 AM EDT |
But you can't have a major paradigm shift without nose to the grindstone work ethic, being team players, and consolidation around their core ideals... |
| montezuma Jun 21, 2012 11:50 AM EDT |
At the end of the day that sounds like the stakeholders want actionable intelligence on a best of breed core competency with deliverables to drill-down on. Time for a shower..... |
| gus3 Jun 21, 2012 12:04 PM EDT |
My eyes are bleeding. |
| jdixon Jun 21, 2012 2:02 PM EDT |
> My eyes are bleeding. Read smarter, not harder. :) |
| BernardSwiss Jun 21, 2012 7:54 PM EDT |
Such language! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. |
| gus3 Jun 21, 2012 9:03 PM EDT |
But they aren't, of course. Sorry if you expected different. |
| JaseP Jun 22, 2012 1:12 PM EDT |
Let's you know who works in a corporate environment, doesn't it?!?! |
| chalbersma Jun 23, 2012 3:46 PM EDT |
Sounds like synergy to me. |
| tuxchick Jun 23, 2012 4:35 PM EDT |
/me throws garlic and holy water at this whole thread. |
| Koriel Jun 23, 2012 5:24 PM EDT |
We need to authoritatively formulate mission-critical infomediaries in order to distinctively exploit professional services and client-centric niche markets. We actually had folk in marketing who spoke this cr@p at one of the larger companies I worked for, which was a shame as it was quite a nice outfit, the boss was your typical working man made good and all round down to earth nice guy and so it was the last place I was expecting to hear this word pollution but I suppose thats marketing for you, might also explain why he sold the company as he saw which way the wind was blowing. |
| BernardSwiss Jun 23, 2012 7:19 PM EDT |
Actually, the whole bafflegab generation process has been automated (except for indicating who will be credited as an author) -- no actual human thought required. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCIgen http://pdos.csail.mit.edu/scigen/ |
| JaseP Jun 23, 2012 8:02 PM EDT |
@ Koriel: At a sales conference, during a Q&A session,... We had a marketing director for our company get asked an uncomfortable question she couldn't answer and launched unto a an answer like you write above,... everyone was silent for a few minutes,... and the microphone was passed to someone else for another question ... I turned to my boss and remarked, "She just said ABSOLUTELY nothing..." He nodded yes. |
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