When I first read the headling, I thought it said...
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| Author | Content |
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| Bob_Robertson Apr 15, 2011 7:33 PM EDT |
"Torvalds Hanged by Gaggle of Lawyers" |
| hkwint Apr 15, 2011 8:11 PM EDT |
Reminds me of yesterdays fortune: "What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? . . . . . . . . A: Not enough sand." |
| Koriel Apr 18, 2011 4:36 PM EDT |
Q: What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean. A: A good start. |
| JaseP Apr 18, 2011 4:52 PM EDT |
Q: What's the difference between a dead lawyer in the road vs. a dead skunk??? A: Skid marks in front of the skunk. 2 animals, a rabbit & a snake, both blind since birth, bump into one another in the forest. Both have no idea what kind of animal they are. They decide to feel each other, describe the other & tell one another what they think they are... The snake goes first; "You're fluffy, warm, soft, have long ears & a bushy tail,... you must be a rabbit..." The rabbit takes his turn; "You're scaly, slimy, low to the ground & have no balls,... you must be a lawyer..." ... Hey I have my JD, I've heard all of them... |
| Bob_Robertson Apr 18, 2011 9:00 PM EDT |
Diff catfish lawyer One is bottom dwelling, scum sucking scavenger, the other is a fish. |
| JaseP Apr 20, 2011 8:29 PM EDT |
@ Bob Rob: Yep that one too... |
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