obese sweaty poopyheads
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| Author | Content |
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| tuxchick Nov 21, 2009 9:34 PM EDT |
In other news, Google spokesmodels retorted that Microsoft is an obese sweaty poopyhead that hasn't written a worthwhile line of code in decades, can't compete, can't tell the truth, and emits bad smells. "They're just jealous because we're cuter and everyone loves us" said their lead spokesdroid. In yet more late-breaking news, real people are oblivious to all of this geek drama, and continue to wish that computers weren't such annoying PITAs. |
| gus3 Nov 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT |
How did I know, even before clicking the link to this thread, that tuxchick was the one who started it? |
| tuxchick Nov 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT |
Because you are a stout and helpful bear! |
| gus3 Nov 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT |
I may be a helpful bear, but I am a lager, not a stout. |
| phsolide Nov 22, 2009 2:03 AM EDT |
obese sweaty poopyheads of the world unite. you have nothing to loose but your obese sweat. |
| azerthoth Nov 22, 2009 3:35 PM EDT |
PITA ... no no no, this is google, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Androids. |
| TxtEdMacs Nov 22, 2009 6:22 PM EDT |
AZ, Consider this a friendly warning, this line: Quoting:[...] this is google, PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Androids.comes very close to stepping on MY astroturf. YBT |
| tuxchick Nov 22, 2009 6:44 PM EDT |
I'm a card-carrying PETA member. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=39449634046 |
| azerthoth Nov 22, 2009 7:01 PM EDT |
sorry Txt, figured I was safe since I was not being remunerated for it. |
| chalbersma Nov 22, 2009 8:39 PM EDT |
Hells ya People Eating Tasty Animals |
| softwarejanitor Nov 22, 2009 10:05 PM EDT |
@tuxchick That is the kind of PETA I can go for... |
| caitlyn Nov 22, 2009 11:15 PM EDT |
Well... I don't eat animals, mainly because it used to upset my stomach to no end when I did. It runs in the family. Hey, better to eat tasty animals than tasty androids. I hear androids are awfully difficult to digest. |
| hkwint Nov 23, 2009 4:23 AM EDT |
I eat chrome. Not much of it, but it seems the body needs it. |
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