Windows for Submarines
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happyfeet Dec 19, 2008 1:51 PM EDT |
Quoting:"Tech support: "Can you tell us the problem with your submarine?" HMS Bob: "Das Not Boot."" Thanks, TC. I needed a good laugh... |
Scott_Ruecker Dec 19, 2008 2:18 PM EDT |
So, I guess that when it does crash...we'll start finding our Subs at the bottom of the ocean..ugh. |
herzeleid Dec 19, 2008 2:43 PM EDT |
Ugh, now the royal navy is sunk for sure. |
Bob_Robertson Dec 19, 2008 4:15 PM EDT |
Hehe, "HMS Bob". Fitting. (the submarine service turned me down, a crushing emotional blow to an aimless teenager. might be why I turned anarchist. defund them all! a-hahaha! sell the titanium for razor blades!) |
ABCC Dec 19, 2008 4:49 PM EDT |
So much for nuclear subs staying submerged for months on end, it'll be up to periscope depth atleast every patch tuesday... |
azerthoth Dec 19, 2008 4:54 PM EDT |
ABCC you mean dock, so they can reboot the submarine after the updates. |
henke54 Dec 19, 2008 4:55 PM EDT |
Quoting:[Source: Article by Neil Mackay, Investigations Editor, *Sunday Herald* (Scotland), 10 Oct 2004]http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/23.56.html#subj4 http://www.csamuel.org/2004/10/15/microsoft-server-crash-nea... scary........... |
Scott_Ruecker Dec 19, 2008 5:18 PM EDT |
Wow wow wow.. |
Bob_Robertson Dec 19, 2008 6:00 PM EDT |
"Windows For Warships" That all by itself gave me the serious willies. |
DrDubious Dec 20, 2008 12:29 PM EDT |
Yorktown 2: British Bugaloo! (Really, did they actually FORGET the USS Yorktown, or have they been paid off to PRETEND they forgot?) |
Scott_Ruecker Dec 20, 2008 12:48 PM EDT |
So what happens when a virus or something causes a subs twenty or so ICBM's to go off like Roman Candles and half the planet glows in the dark? This is bad bad bad.. |
TxtEdMacs Dec 20, 2008 1:40 PM EDT |
Scott and Others, Don't worry, equipped to dive that will need no of an order from the commander. It's probably sunk already. "Where Do You Want to Go Today?" Bottom of the Sea? No Problem ... So quit worrying, the self destruct is built-in, with Windows Security. |
hkwint Dec 20, 2008 3:45 PM EDT |
Quoting:So what happens when a virus or something causes a subs twenty or so ICBM's to go off like Roman Candles and half the planet glows in the dark? That's where the singing starts. "We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when... But I know we'll meet again some sunny day" (Part taken from "How I learned to stop worrying and love Windows") |
hkwint Dec 20, 2008 4:01 PM EDT |
At least, finally, Microsoft Windows is good for Dutch economy since this will give the 'famous' Mammoet Smit Tak some new work in the near future. (If you missed the news the past few years: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_submarine_K-141_Kursk#R... ) |
ColonelPanik Dec 20, 2008 6:00 PM EDT |
/°_° |
ColonelPanik Dec 21, 2008 3:33 PM EDT |
Attention. Attention. This is your Captain speaking, All hands forward head aft. I repeat, All hands forward head aft. All hands aft head forward. All hands aft head forward. All hands amidships stand by to direct traffic. |
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