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| Author | Content |
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| devnet Aug 29, 2006 6:34 PM EDT |
Nope. Kubuntu maybe...I kinda like it on a laptop. But Ubuntu is for the birds. |
| SFN Aug 30, 2006 6:41 AM EDT |
Could you at least reserve your Ubuntu attacks for articles that actually mention Ubuntu? ;-) |
| dinotrac Aug 30, 2006 7:18 AM EDT |
SFN - I think you're just being dense here. Look carefully: Ubuntu Virtuozzo Two funny sounding names. Each has three syllables. Ubuntu has 3 "u"s in it. Virtuozzo has 1 "u", plus a "v". Now, study the alphabet carefully. You will see that "v" comes immediately after "u", or, put another way, is "u" + 1. Now for a little algebra. We've only got one "v", so the value of "u" in "u" + 1, must be 2, or equivalent to 2 "us"s. Add that to the "u" parading out in plain sight, and you've got 3 "us"s, just like Ubuntu!!! But there's more... Notice how Ubuntu has that "ntu" construction? Well, Virtuozzo has "rtu". Contemplate that "r" for a moment. If you were to print an "n" and then cover it part of it up with a little White-out, you could end up with an "r". In other words, an "r" is just a covered up "n". So... We have a cover-up, and a secret code that reveals a realationship between the two. Now for the clincher: Virtuozzo is virtualization software. That might be a little interesting from the technical point of view, but we're more interested in the conspiracy implications. When added to the other facts, the conclusion is clear: Virtuozzo is virtually the same thing as Ubuntu. I hope that clears things up for you. |
| SFN Aug 30, 2006 7:59 AM EDT |
My head hurts now. |
| number6x Aug 30, 2006 8:52 AM EDT |
Virtuozzo has 4 syllables. That's Ubuntu's 3 + 1 more. Yet another improved feature set. |
| jimf Aug 30, 2006 8:55 AM EDT |
Wow... So that's how the gun really got in the repository! |
| SFN Aug 30, 2006 8:56 AM EDT |
It's not "gun". It's "gub". |
| jimf Aug 30, 2006 9:45 AM EDT |
Naw, gub was the real shooter... We already knew that. |
| devnet Aug 30, 2006 10:06 AM EDT |
forum error on this one...i thought I was posting to a diff. thread, as did helios in the other thread on this one. |
| dinotrac Aug 30, 2006 10:18 AM EDT |
devnet - Sure you did. And I suppose that Area 51 was the site of a weather balloon crash, too, or that Lee Harvey Oswald was human. |
| devnet Aug 30, 2006 4:10 PM EDT |
Hey...I loved that lee harvey oswald guy in the sixth sense...and he's human even if he was only a kid. |
| jdixon Aug 30, 2006 6:08 PM EDT |
> Lee Harvey Oswald was human. Of course Lee Harvey Oswald was human. JFK was the alien. He was going to come clean about the contacts, and had to be removed. Oswald was just a brainwashed tool, programmed by the orbital mind control lasers. :) |
| dinotrac Aug 30, 2006 7:15 PM EDT |
>Oswald was just a brainwashed tool, programmed by the orbital mind control lasers. :) It all makes so much sense now! |
| tuxchick2 Aug 30, 2006 7:28 PM EDT |
In your own words, even. |
| jimf Aug 30, 2006 7:30 PM EDT |
> It all makes so much sense now! Well, as much sense as it ever did... |
| dinotrac Aug 30, 2006 7:48 PM EDT |
>Well, as much sense as it ever did... Wow, man, that's deep. I think. At any rate, SOMETHING's deep. |
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