Engineers
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| richo123 Nov 06, 2005 5:39 AM EDT |
So my family is over endowed with engineers which has led me as a completely impractical type to fall back on the excellent genre of engineer jokes. Here's one A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 (Bambino) when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt. The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!". The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!". The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again". [an error occurred while processing this directive] Here's more: http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/engineerjokes.... |
| TxtEdMacs Nov 06, 2005 6:43 AM EDT |
Followed the instructions and emailed jokes and links to everyone in the universe. What's next? |
| phsolide Nov 06, 2005 11:00 AM EDT |
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: First, assume the chicken is spherical.... |
| jimf Nov 06, 2005 11:31 AM EDT |
Yep, all good examples of why normal people's eyes glaze over when we talk to them :) |
| tuxchick Nov 06, 2005 11:42 AM EDT |
the other fatal preface is "First, you have to understand that.............." |
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